{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}
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{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
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