The International Balloon Festival of Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu is the largest hot air balloon festival in Canada. It is held each August in Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, Quebec, about 40 minutes southeast of Montreal and about halfway between Montreal and Vermont.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How are false teeth like stars?","punchline":"They come out at night!","id":112}
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Pitiquito is a small town in Pitiquito Municipality in the northwest of the Mexican state of Sonora.
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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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Lanquais is a commune in the Dordogne department in Nouvelle-Aquitaine in southwestern France.
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